Wordless Wednesday: I Posted a Post that John Taylor Posted...Does That Mean We Cyber-Touched?

Not exactly wordless, but they're not my words, so it doesn't count. The following was posted by John Taylor, which makes it extra special.  And if you don't know who he is...well, you might be in the wrong place.

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
... If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won’t be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don’t press any buttons, you’ll just mess it up.


  1. LOL, guess being blonde, I should just give up ;)

    1. I'm blonde, too, so we're in the same boat! :D

  2. Don't hate me.. I googled him ;-)

    1. Girl, at least you are honest! Glad I could introduce you to one of the greatest bass players of all time. And it doesn't hurt that he's super cute. Geez, how old am I?!?! :)

  3. Jenny, I first read "JAMES Taylor" (it's the allergies/virus/bacterial infection in my head) and couldn't understand why you were excited. Then I read it correctly, i.e. JOHN Taylor, and well, now I'm excited, too!

  4. Ahh, Krissy. You know me better than to think I'd get ramped up over yucky old James Taylor. I do make an exception for "Sweet Baby James" because, well, you know why.

    Watch out for the Sudafed...it turns into meth, you know! :D


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