My Own Dr. Seuss

Would you like a minivan?

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

I do not like those minivans.

Would you like one with all that room?

Could you like one to go vroom, vroom?

I would not like one with all that room.

I could not like one to go vroom, vroom.

Would you like one with nice sliding doors?

And with a DVD, so no one’s bored?

I would not like one with nice sliding doors.

I could not like one with a DVD, so no one’s bored.

I do not like them here or there.

I do not like them anywhere.

Say!

What’s this, I see?

A built-in cooler, all for me!


To hold some wine,

In case of emergency!

I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!

I think I need a minivan!

Disclaimer: I do not advocate drinking & driving.  This is a joke.  Please do not leave me hateful comments.  Thank you, The Management

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular Posts